@ankara-- Those are hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
I've never been to China, but I do online shopping and have purchased items from China. Sometimes product descriptions online have Chinglish in them. But like @MikeMason said, it's never such that I can't understand what it means.
Just recently, I bought a CD holder and some stationary from China. When the items arrived, I realize it had small writing on it and one says "have a happy time." In fact, that's what the seller also wrote in his message to me. I'm not sure what it means exactly, maybe "enjoy the product?"
Either way, it's cute!