@Grivusangel -- "Dippety Doo." That's hilarious. Sounds like what you hear on "Cops" all the time. I always get tickled at the names the perpetrators give each other.
Witness statements can be tough, though. I was involved in a wreck and had to write down everything that happened. I was still kind of dazed and I wasn't exactly thinking clearly. I did the best I could, and the insurance company ended up ruling it the other driver's fault (yeah, running a red light will do that), so I came out all right, but it was so hard to sit there on the curb with a pen, a form and a clipboard and try to put in words why my front end was crunched. Nothing was computing very well.