Believe you me, finding red semen is not a fun thing. It is incredibly scary, and very shocking.
My husband, bless his heart, is the father of two beautiful and rambunctious children.
And, while this is wonderful and we would have them no other way, occasionally he gets a good knee to the groin by complete and total accident from one of the two.
They just aren’t quite old enough to understand that this really hurts, and they have to be really careful around daddy in that area. I mean, how do you explain that to a five year old girl?
Well, he was unfortunate enough to get the daylights kicked out of him twice in one day. I don’t mean just a little jolt; I’m talking this poor man had to go lie down while I settled the kids down. He was plum nauseous from it.
He was later terrified by the presence of a pinky colored semen like he had never seen before.
The doctor checked him over thoroughly the next week, but assured him that it was likely from the blows he had taken and didn’t appear to be anything serious.